its not stalking. its research.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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