I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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