I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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