people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
