Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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