So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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