He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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