Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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