i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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