I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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