Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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