Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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