is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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