Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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