Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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