I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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