I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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