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Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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