You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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