I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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