i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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