awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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