Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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