i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The ass gains better be worth it
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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