I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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