did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
