you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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