just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Randomize
