Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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