Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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