quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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