Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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