I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I am available for nakedness
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
