i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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