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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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