He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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