How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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