We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is her dick bigger than yours?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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