But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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