I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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