is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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