Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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