I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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