Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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