we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Cover your peen. We're going out.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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