never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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