Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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