For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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