the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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