Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
My feet surprised me
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