So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
